“I don’t even know where Morovia is” – Chapter 3, 4 & 5

--Originally published at Meeting the Deadline

Yakko’s meme can be found in his famous song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

So, we meet again. I thought I wouldn’t see you here again. Glad you stayed close.

Now that we are all here, we must continue our learning path with exactly the right question: “Where the f*ck is Morovia?”, as Mr. T would’ve said if I was the one writing The Deadline hehe.

Aside from kidding, Mr. T seemed very confused at the beginning of chapter 3 by waking up in a foreign country in the middle of, apparently, nowhere.

Little by little the details of his new endeavor are explained to him by the friendly but honest words of Hoolihan. He is there to manage a huge ton of people, and to help Morovia succeed in the software industry. He’d have everything he’d need, from tools to people.
And yes, money is guaranteed for Mr. T, but most importantly, he’ll enjoy the thrill of the thing and a feeling of achievement (at least that’s what Hoolihan tells him).

Carefully, he accepts the offer, but makes very specific notes about his requirements (yes, my people, this is our first lesson from today):

  • In a team, people must be co-located. There’s no productivity when people are scattered.
  • The manager requires final word over all schedules. One project can only succeed if the time organization is carefully done.
  • When there are too many people for so many projects, a manager can only experiment with the output.

And that’s exactly how he gains his motivation. Morovia has so many available people and just a handful of projects. What could he do with all that extra workers?

The first Project Management Laboratory, a magical place where several projects can be realized under certain conditions in order to study how

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“You’re a manager. A systems manager, and a good one” – Chapters 1 & 2

--Originally published at Meeting the Deadline

Sysadmin dogo founs in da Redditz: https://www.reddit.com/r/corgi/comments/e1ir21/tate_is_confused_about_his_new_sysadmin_role/

Welcome everybody, ladies and gents, to this great and profound adventure that is Project Evaluation and Management.

Today it’s indeed a great day, because today is the day we start to unravel the lessons learned from the journey of Mr. Webster Tompkins, a systems manager that, in words of Lahksa Hoolihan, is “a good one”.

Webster and Lahksa are essential part of The Deadline: a novel about project management, a book in which this post (and most of the following posts) is based. The book gives us a head start about what to expect in project management matters while covering the story of how a country in the third world carefully crafted a plan to create a world-class software factory and become the first in the world in export of shrink-wrapped software by the year 2000, which of course had its up’s and down’s.

We will be covering all the chapters in the book in posts containing from 1 to up to 3 or 4 chapters, leaving only the key concepts expanded and some key situations of the narrative. Also, from time to time, we’ll be covering extra topics outside of the book related to project management and business economics. More on that on future posts.

So, make sure you have with you paper and pen, notes and pencils, tablets and laptops, because you might want to take notes of some of this. Certainly, it is an insight of TOP SECRET information from one of the most profitable (I do hope so) venues of the Morovian Government.

Sysadmin dogo founs in da Twitters: https://twitter.com/nixcraft/status/770654517280989184?lang=ca

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